Introduction: It's only stuff -- Welcome to Hell -- We begin -- The hoarder -- Problem? what problem? -- Cluttered blood -- We continue to begin -- I hate Edith Piaf -- A good problem to have -- We continue continuing -- Do you want this? -- Like father, like daughter -- What we talk about when we talk about clutter -- Strategies of stuff -- The old heave-ho -- The autobiography rug -- The weirdest things I own -- Everything must go -- It goes so fast -- Are we there yet? -- The room fairy.