"Enter the magical world of internet sensation ME Pearl, the psychic squirrel deity, and her human mouthpiece, Georgette, YouTube's famous 'opossum lady.' Pearl is a dead squirrel who knows everything. With the aid of her earthly mouthpiece Georgette Spelvin, Pearl has been sharing her psychic wisdom with her human disciples for years, delving into topics as complex as love, money, work, and etiquette. Once hidden in the delightful corners of the internet for the canniest lurkers and most sacred seekers, Pearls' cosmology now comes to life in print for the first time ever, revealing for the masses the secret for everlasting happiness, in addition to a newly unearthed trove of Pearl's bewitching, incisive, and illuminating advice that makes sense of every ancient--and current--mystery"--Page 4 of cover.