"Being a human adult in the 21st century is complicated. Late-stage capitalism and product overload make decisions tough-which milk are we going to take home: soy, oat, almond, coconut, hemp, rice, pea, hazelnut, or macadamia? That's too many milks. From choosing which crystal will absolve you of stress, to deciphering what your boss's email signoff means, to managing to use the right dongle, There Are Too Many Milks offers light-hearted commiseration so that we can find hilarity even on our hardest days"-- Provided by publisher.