Theo Griepenkerl, an egotistical academic, visits a looted museum in Iraq looking for treasures. He finds nine papyrus scrolls that have lain hidden for two thousand years - a fifth Gospel, written by an eye-witness of Jesus Christ's last days. When Theo decides to share this sensational discovery with the world, he fails to imagine the impact the new Gospel will have on Christians, Arabs, homicidal maniacs and Amazon customers. Some strong language, some descriptions of violence and some descriptions of sex. c2008.