Prologue -- The fat kid -- Latino culture -- The diamond earrings -- My family is torn to pieces -- Three years of silence -- NYC: A Mecca for gay men -- Downward financial spiral -- Moving to L.A. -- PageSixSixSix -- Star -- The coffee bean & tea leaf -- A real friend? -- A hot mess -- RIP -- My twenty-ninth birthday party -- Radio Perez -- Circus -- Peak Perez -- My wifey -- Miss USA -- Love is a dog from hell -- The change -- S&M -- The big fallout -- A ton of regrets -- I become a father -- Dating as Perez Hilton -- Howard Stern -- Celebrity Big Brother UK -- A home for me and my family...and a year of pain -- The Hills -- I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! -- Us now.