The Avenue Q theme -- What do you do with a B.A. in English? ; It sucks to be me -- If you were gay -- Purpose -- Everyone's a little bit racist -- The internet is for porn -- Mix tape -- I'm not wearing any underwear today -- Special -- You can be as loud as the hell you want (when you're makin' love) -- Fantasies come true -- My girlfriend, who lives in Canada -- There's a fine, fine line -- There is life outside your apartment -- The more you ruv someone -- Schadenfreude -- I wish I could go back to college -- The money song -- School for monsters ; The money song (reprise) -- There's a fine, fine line (reprise) ; What do you do with a B.A. in English? (reprise) -- For now.