Crash -- Signing on -- An eternal flame in a Taco Bell dumpster -- Witches and inquisitors -- Cracks in my armor -- All my exes live in .txts -- Override -- Net worked -- Law and order SJW -- Actually, it really is about ethics. Sometimes. -- I was a teenaged shitlord -- Digital hygiene and you! -- Miss Manners' guide to being a better internet citizen, as told by some rude nerd -- Okay, but seriously, please tell me exactly what I can do to help if someone I know is being screamed at by anime nazis -- August isn't the end.