Forword: So, about that whole drama -- Preamble: On freedom of speech and political correctness -- Prologue: The art of the troll -- Why the progressive left hates me -- Why the alt-right hates me -- Why Twitter hates me -- Why feminists hate me -- Why Black Lives Matter hates me -- Why the media hates me -- Why establishment gays hate me -- Why establishment Republicans hate me -- Why Muslims hate me -- Why gamers DON'T hate me -- Why my college tours are so awesome -- Epilogue: How to be a dangerous faggot (even if you're not gay).