Disc 1. Semi-fraudulent/Direct-from-Hollywood overture -- Mystery roach -- Dance of the rock & roll interviewers -- This town is a sealed tuna sandwich (prologue) -- Tuna fish promenade -- Dance of the just plain folks -- This town is a sealed tuna sandwich (reprise) -- The sealed tuna bolero -- Lonesome cowboy Burt -- Touring can make you crazy -- Would you like a snack? -- Redneck eats -- Centerville -- She painted up her face -- Janet's big dance number -- Half a dozen provocative squats -- Mysterioso -- Shove it right in -- Lucy's seduction of a bored violinist & postlude.

Disc 2. I'm stealing the towels -- Dental hygiene dilemma -- Does this kind of life look interesting to you? -- Daddy, daddy, daddy -- Penis dimension -- What will this evening bring me this morning -- A nun suit painted on some old boxes -- Magic fingers -- Motorhead's midnight ranch -- Dew on the newts we got -- The lad searches the night for his newts -- The girl wants to fix him some broth -- The girl's dream -- Little green scratchy sweaters & courduroy ponce -- Strictly genteel (the finale).