Introduction -- Danger, hugs ahead -- The ultimate hippy -- Scooter hubris -- Captain Apple -- Kayak vs. canoe -- Smallness -- Air rage-- coming soon to an airline near you -- Take a hike, eh? -- Hitchhiking in paradise -- Elvis a Scot? Good Laird! -- Inukshuk fatigue -- Batman -- Accustomed as I am -- Confessions of a carnivore -- Gus Wickstrom one, Environment Canada no score -- Taking chances -- Weed wars -- Fritz--R.I.P.