Cover image for American thighs [large print] : the Sweet Potato Queens' guide to preserving your assets
Title:
American thighs [large print] : the Sweet Potato Queens' guide to preserving your assets
Publication Date:
2009
Publication Information:
Waterville, Me. : Thorndike Press, c2009.
Physical Description:
387 p. ; 23 cm.
ISBN:
9781410413673
Abstract:
Shares Southern-inspired wisdom for managing society's obsession with looking young and skinny, in a volume of observations that celebrates the lighter side of cosmetic surgery, carbohydrates, and fashion.
Contents:
Hair of the dog is actually a drink, not a coiffure -- Hit & run on Memory Lane -- No matter what skin you're in -- Close your eyes and I'll kiss you -- Tiny woman repends, vows to eat cheese, pies -- Howdy, sports fans -- Fashion -- Who exactly calls the wind "Mariah"? -- Ja-ja ga-boa -- Dear God, please send children -- Travel -- Security level: fuchsia -- Onward, through the fog -- Still men-- after all these years -- Give me a wham! give me a bam! -- Help is close at hand -- Living will -- Our de-luxe apartment awaits -- Everything old is cute again -- Love among the ruins -- Eat what you like and die like a man -- F-f-f-f-f-t after fifty.
Language:
English
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