For Kresk, the world's worst barber, today is that day: His wife runs off with their marriage counselor, and he's almost killed by his only customer. But when Kresk discovers the location of a fortune in stolen coins, he decides to make a bold move . . . and succeeds only in becoming another link in a hilarious Chain of Fools. Believing he has nothing left to lose after a near brush with death, Kresk (Steve Zahn--Chicken Little, Sahara) gains a sudden and intoxicating sense of courage. This time, nothing is going to stop him. And then he falls in love with the beautiful police sergeant (Salma Hayek--Frida, After the Sunset) investigating the heist of the coins. Now, absolutely against his plan, Kresk confronts the greatest dilemma of his life: love or money?