Thirteen years after a humiliating high-school episode of prom datus interuptus, angst-driven Ted is still crazy in love with Mary. Hoping for a second chance at wooing the girl of his dreams, he hires a sleazy private dick Pat Healy to track her down. However, after taking one look at Mary, Healy decides he wants her for himself. Before long, Mary's suitors are engaged in a "hair-raising" battle for her affections, and soon, the fur really flies right out the window!