Disc 1. Four hundred cartons of undeclared cigarettes and a niblingo -- Future Worf and the margarita of the South Pacific -- Passion's harvest and a Sheldocracy -- Blonde ambition and the concept of zero -- A resident advisor and the word 'sketchy' -- An ugly car, an affair and some kickass football -- A tougher nut and a note on file -- Legalese and a whole hoo-ha -- College dropouts and the Medford miracle -- Pancake Sunday and textbook flirting -- Ruthless, toothless and a week of bed rest -- Disc 2. A baby shower and testosterone-rich banter -- A frat party, a sleepover and the mother of all blisters -- A launch party and a whole human being -- Teen angst and a smart-boy walk of shame -- A stolen truck and going on the lam -- A German folk song and an actual adult -- Little green men and a fella's marriage proposal -- A new weather girl and a stay-at-home coddler -- German for beginners and a crazy old man with a bat -- A romantic getaway and a Germanic meat-based diet -- A tornado, a ten-hour flight and a darn fine ring.