Title:
Everybody's favorite : tales from the world's worst perfectionist
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Edition:
First edition.
Publication Date:
2023
Publication Information:
New York, NY : Dey St., an imprint of William Morrow, [2023]
©2023
Physical Description:
210 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
ISBN:
9780063241039
Abstract:
A collection of humorous essays chronicle the author's pursuit of perfection and quest to be everybody's favorite.
Contents:
Introduction: Attack of the Madisons -- Nothing's funnier than naked -- Popular sins, explained -- Sexy cartoon God -- Tiny dainty baby lady -- Evening of carnal delights as envisioned by my ten-year-old self -- Welcome to Ass Planet -- I'm a clog bitch now -- I'm a clog bitch now (Part 2) -- Incredible vibrating teen -- Beware the howler -- Poor woman's Steve Irwin -- Essential items to have on hand when the world ends -- Bugging out -- I am backpacking pug -- I'm a B12 bitch now -- Face of an angel, heart of a gerbil -- Out of office -- Opinion machine -- Quiz: which boy band archetype is your perfect boo? -- Bag egg -- Madison forever.
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Genre:
Language:
English
