Foreword -- Introduction -- The check is in the mail -- Super size me, without the heartburn -- If Einstein was a dividend investor -- The world is your oyster -- It pays to be direct -- Postcards from the hedge -- Lifeguard on duty -- Juice your portfolio without striking out -- When DRIPs become floods -- If you build it, dividends will come -- Appendix A: Advanced BSD formula -- Appendix B: The ultimate big, safe divident portfolio -- Acknowledgments.