The woog -- Movies not meetings -- Airport #1 -- Some thoughts on compromise -- In defense of The Karate Kid Part II -- Unsolicited advice part 1: Housing -- Girlfriends -- Eighty is enough -- Airport #2 -- Some thoughts on arguing -- An apology, very late -- You (an exercise in empathy): part 1 -- The ball -- Psycho -- Lemons -- Hikes -- Unsolicited advice part 2: Cars -- The cavalry isn't coming -- You (an exercise in empathy): part 2 -- Some thoughts on lying -- The blowjob chronicles -- Wives -- In defense of air supply -- Airport #3 -- True believer -- Unsolicited advice part 3: Investing -- The box -- Children of the mountains -- One out of five -- I am jealous -- I am also jealous -- Airport #4 -- The waterslide.