There are tears in this coconut -- Everyone eats while I starve to death here -- Enthusiastic about potatoes -- A sink built for smaller people -- Houseplants and picture frames -- I will hate everything, later -- Flush three times to show you care -- This empty house is full of furniture -- These Canadian children are not mine -- Some words taste better than others --French kissing is for teenagers -- Single gals need all-wheel drive -- There's a fishhook in your lip -- A closet full of bridesmaid dresses -- Ultimatums grow wild in this place -- A dog is not a baby.