Foreword by Devon Mihesuah -- I. Moscow/Pullman Daily News Columns -- 1: The Dreamcatcher in the Wry -- 2: I Am Not a Cat: America's Funniest Housecat Videos -- 3: What's Schadenfreude Got to Do with It? -- 4: Ramona Quimby was My First Literary Hero -- 5: Bitter Homes and Gardens and Decolonizing My Diet -- 6: Happy Darth Vader Day: Resolving and Letting Go of the Past -- 7: Madame Secretary in the Cabinet -- 8: Get Out of the Rut and Into the Groove -- 9: The Native Americans Used EVERY Part of the Sacred Turkey -- 10: Going Against the Grain Isn't Always a Bad Thing -- 11: The Goldilocks List: Cold Spots in Moscow -- 12: My Dakota/Lakota Grandparents Pray for Ukraine -- 13: Holding Space for Joy in the New Year -- 14: Don't Look Back, Maybe, I Guess? -- 15: Is "Native American" Politically Correct? -- 16: Changing Spaces -- 17: Heart of the Diamond -- 18: Poetry Matters -- 19: Office Supplies Provide Link to the Past -- 20: Opening Cans During These Perilous Times -- 21: Open Mouth, Insert Foot: Rick Santorum's Anti-Indigenous Statements -- 22: Scene from a Clinic's Waiting Room: A Cautionary Tale -- 23: Some Pig in a Brave New World -- 24: Waist-Deep in Crocodiles: We Can't Afford to be Cavalier About Mask Mandates -- 25: The Holiday Dinner Basket -- 26: Things That Don't Make Sense but Should -- 27: Agape Actually: Celebrating Valentine's Day in Quarantine -- 28: I Had COVID-19 and Spent the Week in the Hospital -- II. High Country News, Heard Around the West: Mishaps and Mayhem from Around the Region -- 29: Free Bird, Lost-and-Found Bear, and Cowboy Pride, February 2022 -- 30: Odd Twins, Rescue by Owl, and Dinosaur IPA, March 2022 -- 31: Hungry, Habituated Bears, Viral Pirates, and Truffle Snuffers, April 2022 -- 32: A Terrible Lighthouse, Swift Treasure Hunters, and a Paranormal Ghost, May 2022 -- 33: Idiot Invasion, Outhouse Fail, and Rim-to-Rim Rule Rupture, June 2022 -- 34: Out-Of-This-World Fest, Territorial Disputes, and Bear-Family Affairs, July 2022 -- 35: Fish at Heart, Man as Island, and Port-a-Potty Convo, August 2022 -- 36: Irked Sea Lions and a Strange Peanut Pusher, September 2022 -- 37: Not-Murder Hornets, Sentient Chatbots and an AirBearNBear, October 2022 -- 38: Gnarly Weddings, Arachnid Entertainment and Gorilla Gifts, November 2022 -- 39: The Road Runner Problem, Hefty Squirrels and Halloween Karens, December 2022 -- 40: Toad Lickers, Bear Wrestlers and Beard Fanciers, January 2023 -- 41: Armed Bot, an HOV Grinch and Bikes for All, February 2023 -- 42: A Little Pickle, a Fireball and an Indigenous Astronaut, March 2023 -- 43: Wienermobiles, Elephant Seals and Mountains of Maggoty Acorns, April 2023 -- 44: Good Drones, Coyote Living and a Cow-Chip Lottery, May 2023 -- 45: Ferry Felines, Ornithopters and Tokitae Going Home at Last! June 2023 -- 46: Baby Bears, White Whales and 'Freaky-Looking Fanged Fish,' July 2023 -- 47: Orcas, Insects and Other Roadside Attractions, August 2023 -- 48: Bathroom Bison, Foul Smelling Flowers and Outlaw Otters on the Lam, September 2023 -- 49: Backscratching Bears, Seismic Singers and Happy Birthday to Herman the Sturgeon, October 2023 -- 50: Too Many Snakes, A Hard-Rockin' Dog and a GPS Truck-Up, November 2023 -- 51: Sagebrush Sasquatch, Irritable Elk and Spiders that Aren't from Mars, December 2023 -- 52: Beautiful Bats, Big Boulders and a Seven-Armed Octopus, January 2024 -- III. Bonus Slices and Outtakes with Extra Cheese -- 53: In the Good Way: Looking at Tribal Humor -- 54: Beets -- 55. Once Upon a Virus in Hollywood -- 56. How to Scream Inside Your Heart -- 57. American (Indian) Dirt -- 58. Fifty Shades of Buckskin: Satire as a Decolonizing Tool -- 59. Missing Oregon Senators Shape-Shift into Wild Horses -- 60. An Open Letter of Apology to Native Americans from One of the Covington Catholic School Students -- 61. Westworld's Dolores Abernathy Steps in for Betsy DeVos in "60 Minutes" Interview -- 62. Tourist Tossed Like a Caesar Salad by Free Range Emo-Goth in Yellowstone National Park, Shits Pants -- 63. Groundbreaking Research Finds Legendary Hunkpapa Leader Sitting Bull to be Pretendian -- 64. Take a Page From Me, Elizabeth Warren, and Celebrate Your Quaint Family Lore -- 65. Sole Non-Indigenous Person Has No Opinion Whatsoever about Senator Warren's Spit Test -- 66. Mount Rushmore is Trending and Somehow it Doesn't Occur to Anyone that it's a Desecration of a Sacred Place and a Monument to White Supremacy and Genocide -- 67. Field Guide to Southwestern Native American Women -- 68. Gen. George Armstrong Custer's Desktop in Hell -- 69. How to be Funny Tips -- 70. Considering Idolatry, Iron Eyes Cody and Bluffy Sainte-Marie -- 71. Reductress Headlines for Native Women -- 72. Typical Schedule for Native American -- Acknowledgements.