Borrowed time -- She works hard for the money -- The need to succeed -- Fly me to the moan -- Sex, lies, and videotape -- Death be not loud -- "here's Johnny ...!" -- Truth be told -- Movin' on up! -- Can I take your order, please? -- A sport by any other name -- Fs and Us, Ps and Qs -- The gift of the grab -- Readin', ritin', and 'rithmetic -- Some things never change -- Brains vs. Boobs -- Better living through candy -- Boy meets girl (or whatever) -- Everybody's talking ... about everybody else -- "I want to live forever ..." -- Just say "yes" -- Speedy Gonzalez -- A house divided -- Mirror, mirror -- Bogey & Bacall -- Lock up your virgins -- The purse -- Dr. Frankenstein and the Red Carpet Monster -- The red carpet means you've made it! -- Know when to fold 'em -- Swag the dog -- Something in the oven -- Too soon? -- I love you ... or not -- The loo of love -- From here to maternity -- Begin the BAGuine -- Do you duty( -free shopping) -- A dingo stole my baby -- Murder and mayhem -- Parenting a parent -- Not under my roof -- Forty is the new fifty -- Pillow talk -- I've got a secret -- Customer disservice -- Fifty shades of Cray -- Ivy day -- Speaking of my mother ... -- The end.